Mark Kozelek is a Dick


Did you know that Mark Kozelek was a dick? Yes, apparently, Mark Kozelek is a dick. And I don't know how long Mark Kozelek has been a dick, but he's a dick, nonetheless.

If you want things to turn around for you, simply offend Mark Kozelek, who is a dick, and he will shower you with attention and help you get back on your feet and have a great week. Or month. Or year.

In lieu of producing art, just put out diss tracks. That'll show everyone that you haven't run out of ideas. And it'll prove you're a dick, which is what Mark Kozelek strives to be for the people who are going to slowly stop buying his records.